dempsey's garden

Derek: “Come on, have a drink.”
Meredith: “I can’t have a drink, I’m celibate.”
Joe: “You mean sober? She means sober.”
Meredith: “No, I mean celibate. I’m practicing celibacy. Drinking does not go well with celibacy because it makes everything and everyone seem kind of porn-y. Then my head gets all cloudy and the next thing you know I’m naked. My point is that I’m celibate, and knitting is good for surgical dexterity, so I’m making a sweater.”